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Who Me?

If you’ve found this page it’s either because it was a complete mistake or I didn’t completely scare you off after reading a recent post.  If in fact this page was not your most recent mistake and/or you have a few minutes I’d love for you to know more about me!

My name is Josh, I’m an East Coast Transplant currently living in Monterey, California.  Monterey is a very small town right on the Pacific Ocean and is about 100 miles south of San Francisco.  I was born in “Bawlmer” Maryland, moved to Israel where my family and 39 other families built a city on the Mediterranean Sea.  After 5 years my family moved back to Baltimore where I would stay until I met my wife and moved to California about 10 years ago.

I’m completely and utterly in love with my children and when I’m not drooling over them I’m doing one of the following: drinking wine, taking pictures, playing with my iPhone, listening to an audio book, trying some kind of new food, surfing online, sleeping, watching TV, yappin’ on the phone, and last but not least trying to spend quality time with “The Boss”.  Oh, and I’m extremely sarcastic so please note that about 92% of what I say is crap.  True crap but crap nonetheless…

Meet “The Boss”, Susie, she puts up with all my crap…well, maybe not puts up with but she hasn’t divorced me yet.  Susie is the Ying to my Yang or is it Yang to my Ying?.  She likes it nice and quiet which is perfect for my singing, dancing, and laughing the moment I wake up.  Susie is terribly smart, caring, organized, and level headed…nothing like me.  She’s an awesome Mom and I’m so lucky to have her.  She’s a bit of an introvert so you probably won’t hear directly from her too much but don’t worry I have no qualms about telling you all about her…Honey, you’re not reading this right?

Meet Olivia, I’ve referred to her as “O” since I started writing about her so just keep in mind when you see the letter “O” it actually refers to a person not just the 13th letter of the alphabet.  It is 13 right?  I just counted on my hand…O is 27 months old as of this page creation (Aug. 2010).  She’s our little miracle baby…well the first miracle baby as she took us 4 years to have.  She totally has my personality and is a huge ham.  She just loves the attention and is EXTREMELY sweet and loving.

Say, “Hi” to Jakey!  Jake is 11 months old right now (as of August 2010) and has just started to stand up and attempt to walk.  He has Susie’s personality and is a little more quiet.  Although, he’s finding his way right now and is getting more and more rambunctious.  Jake is the happiest baby I’ve ever seen in my life.  He literally wakes up smiling morning.  He’s a sweet little guy!

This is Cody.  Cody is our 4 5 year old Golden Retriever.  He still thinks he’s 8 weeks old and is a hyper little dude.  Well not so little but he thinks he is.  If you’re gonna come over for a visit just ignore his barking (he thinks he’s tough) and don’t let him jump on you.  He’s a big lover boy he just needs a little guidance.

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Who Me?

    Dude you rock! Thanks so much for the props. Your wife, yeah, she's gorgeous and you make pretty babies!!! I love your About page.


      Thanks Lindsey!! Thanks for pushing me to get this up as well. Now all I need is a real header! Your hubby must think I'm running some kind of sham over here! LOL


    Wow my friend your family is stunningly beautiful!


    Aww Jakey is such a cutie pie! I have a young son too, so that’s why I feel so compelled to comment on your son, however Olivia is no less adorable :)
    I like your voice Josh!


    Not only do I love your blog…I love that your a fellow “bawlmorian” – awesome


      Hi Keia! I love hearing from people especially those from my home town! I'm so flattered that you not only read my blog but found it worthy enough to comment on it! It means so much to me and I hope you'll come back often.



    Nice blog, is this blog page free? I would love to start one…and I enjoyed reading about the family. Hope you are all well! Jamie


    I'm a wine lover too! And an iPhone addict. Gorgeous family!


    Super great family intro Josh!!! Those kids have some great family genes!! :)


    Hi Josh! So great to have 'met' you on The Twitter. Wonderful intro to your beautiful family. Can't wait to read more of your writing.


    Your family is gorgeous Josh. Glad I found you on twitter last night.


    Dude that is a great bio page. O and Jake are cute as hell. #ISUCK


    Super cute bio page! Clearly I need to go back to mine and re do it. I wrote two pathetic sentances about myself. Sigh. I am new to blogging and just need some inspiration and guidance clearly.
    I stumbled upon your blog via twitter and guess what- I was an east-cost transplant in Carmel for a few years! My parents still live there and we go visit them frequently! (Going to be in town for 8 days in April- any family friendly restaurant suggestions for me? :) ) I have a baby girl that is 3 months old. O and J are gorgeous!
    Great blog. Looking forward to following you!


    Great bio! Your wife is super gorgeous, and yes, your babies are absolute beauties as well!!


    Thank you Jenn! Wait…what's this make me, chopped liver? Sheesh!


    Josh, it’s good to connect with you. Great looking blog and great looking family!


    Hi Josh, I love the way you put you irony on the Web! New to the blog world myself, I’m trying to have a look at what is being done around. Very nice layout and I’m looking forward to be back and read more!



    Hi Josh,

    Just found you today but definitely here to stay. Awesome about page. I like how you’ve presented your beautiful family here. Now all I need to do is rework my about page to be as awesome as yours.



    Hi Josh

    Found your blog on the top 25 daddy blogs. I can see why you got so many votes. Love your bio!


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